College Football Preseason Top 25: #4 Name Removed
Disclaimer: When I made this top 25, I had the [Name Removed] as my number four ranked team. That was before certain players had their Heisman trophy taken away, entire seasons were removed from the record books and they were banned from not only bowl games, but from even being considered for the coaches poll.
The Good: I figured even without [unnamed former coach] and with a cloud of NCAA sanctions hanging over them, [Name Removed] could compete for a Pac-10 title and maybe salvage something from this season. Because [Name Removed] were challenging NCAA sanctions, I thought – as apparently [Name Removed] officials, coaches and the now-fired athletic director did – that [Name Removed] would still be ranked this season. We were all wrong. This team still has a ton of talent, even without Seantrel Henderson, D.J. Shoemate and others who have abandoned [Name Removed] and if they weren’t barred from being ranked, they could probably be ranked pretty high. As high as number four on a preseason top 25 list, for instance.
The Bad: They’re playing for nothing. No rankings, no bowl, no championship, nothing. I can’t even begin to imagine how deflating that’s got to get. What do you even say to a team in a locker room before a game? “Boys, I know even if we win tonight it won’t mean anything and no matter how well we do this season, we’re playing for pride and nothing else and this isn’t even a rivalry game we’re playing, but we need to win. We need to win because…because…well…because you can’t lose. You don’t want to be a loser. Losers never get laid.” I could see Kiffin giving that speech.
The Last Word: Everything about this essentially nonexistent season will depend on whether or not this team can keep trucking along knowing they’re playing for nothing. Their situation sort of reminds me of the beginning of “Operation Mayhem” where Ed Norton and Brad Pitt would make recruits stand outside and if the recruit stayed for three days without food, water or encouragement he would be let in. Except in this case it’s two years.
Final Record: 12-0. Not that it matters, but I’m praying to every god in existence that they go undefeated. Would anything be more hilariously ironic than seeing this team go undefeated and having no chance to play for a national championship or any bowl game at all? Maybe I just have a twisted sense of humor. Maybe I’ve been living in LA too long.