Meet the SANCH-IZE!!!
As in The Franchise, Mark Sanchez!
As corny as it sounds, that’s exactly what his teammates have started calling him after his un-rookie like performance last weekend. Then again, it was against the Texans, so you know… take that for what it’s worth.
But I do find the name funny. Almost as funny as this picture of him at the beach. Don’t get me wrong, Sanchize is HOT (I may be the Sports Report Girl, but I’m still a girl)!
No, what’s funny about this pic is the sexy model posing with him… but more specifically, where she’s staring! I mean come on, she’s burning a hole right through his crotch!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that! It just makes me laugh.
Mark “Super” Sanchize is more like it!