Yes, outrageous, I know.
The Lakers are thin up front and Shaq was the best player still available. But the Lakers have the triumvirate of Andrew Bynum, Pau Gasol and Lamar Odom? True, and no team has three better players in the frontcourt. But take away one of them (probably you, Bynum, who can’t seem to stay away from the operating table) and there’s a problem.
Again, wishful thinking.
Instead, Shaq signs with … the Celtics? Why, Shaq, why? The hated rival to the Lakers and you sign with them? No, this can’t be. This is just as bad as waking up one morning and finding out John Walker Lindh, an American, was a member of the Taliban. I had never heard of Lindh, however, I know he’s serving time for being a turncoat.
Boston gets a burly center to make up for the loss of Kendrick Perkins, who will be sidelined for about half of the year with a knee injury. But if you wanted to shore up your defense with a backup player capable of playing like a starter then the Diesel was the way to go. For years I envisioned the Big Aristotle’s career coming full circle. Winning another title with Kobe Bryant and then riding off in the sunset. Now, his career will end with the Celtics.
Ugh, where’s the Pepto Bismo?
The Lakers never thought of Shaq… instead they added a veteran to spell Bynum. Theo Ratliff, a player I remember from way back, was brought in. I didn’t even know he was in the league any more.
If Bynum gets hurt can you see the 37-year-old Ratliff starting for the Lakers and delivering? Hell no.
Not that the former Big Cactus is any younger; Shaq is the oldest player in the league at 38. But he’s a very capable player. He can’t dunk over two or three guys like he used to, but he sure can box out, take up space and intimidate. You think a guy like Dwight Howard, who was on the cover of Men’s Health looking all swoll, will be able to knock around the original Superman? Afraid not.
Like loving a relative who goes off and marries some malcontent, I will still wish Shaq the best. Every team he has ever played for I have rooted on. Boston, however, I will not.