Tim Donaghy Back in Pokie

Disgraced former NBA referee Tim Donaghy made headlines again Tuesday when it was reported that US Marshals arrested him at his Florida home… or rather the halfway house he was assigned to. You see, Old Tim was released from prison back in June and was living at the halfway house as part of his parole. Another part of his parole stated that his whereabouts be known at all times to his case worker. When he wasn’t at work, like he was supposed to be, his parole officer reported him and federal authorities picked him up at the halfway house.

The sad part of this story is two fold… First, he was scheduled to be completely done in October, but now is being held without bond and who knows how long he may spend back behind bars. And the other is where he worked. Reports stated that he was working in sales for a Sarasota, FL. Beverage company by the name of Shotpak.

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Upon further investigation (that being a Google search for the company name), I found out that Shotpak is a company that sells premixed cocktails in plastic pouch-like containers. In other words, they sell spiked Capri Sun!

Capri Sun, adult style!

And though it is terribly sad that Donaghy has fallen so far, I do love knowing that at my next party I’m going to offer an array of ShotPak beverages. Can’t wait to puncture that pouch of Sex on the Beach and suck it down! Yeah, let’s party!